After years of being "washed out" of the AFFL playoff hunt, Vosgee Gyank owner Mardig is turning to a new ritual to help get him his winning ways back: watering the deck of his pool.
"I realized this summer that when I would watch my team play, it was always outside by the pool," said Maridg as he sipped on a pina-colada in the California sun. "I said, Holy kaka! This is sacred ground. I need to bless the Gyankness out of this."
Vosgee has instilled the help of a local church, and pipes in blessed holy water to spray down his entire football viewing area, complete with theme music that prepares the Vosgee for fantasy battle that week.
Words cannot describe the awesomeness of the event, so just watch the video below and enjoy for yourself in all its glory.
One thing is for sure. Every Sunday in 2015, Vosgee will be prepared.